Top 10 Reasons You Know You're a Loser!

Top 10 Reasons You Know You're a Loser
• Your roommate's pissed because he'll never lose the "Oops!" Purity Point.
• Your brother scored with your Screw-Yer-Roomate date.
• Your phone number is 630-UGLY.
• If you take the square root of your GPA it gets better.
• The only sexual experience you've had has been with a tree.
• Your purity score has increased since you've been at Rice.
• Your girlfriend uses you to get to your best friend... again.
• The only word out of a girl's mouth when you pass her on campus is "statutory"
• Your pet rat gets more than you do, and she's dead..
• You realize that your name is Nathan Walcott.